---
title: "On \"too-much marketing\""
author: "Stan Voo"
url: https://www.99rabbits.com/blog/on-too-much-marketing
published: 2013-01-26
summary: "We're the best, we love our customers, our toaster makes the perfect crust. Fellow marketers, let's stop lying."
---

# On "too-much marketing"

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We're the best! We love our customers! We sell products that will make your (oh, sorry, "Your") life heaven on earth! These trousers fit any figure perfectly, this toaster browns bread to a perfect crust, we deliver instantly, you won't have time to blink! Our consultants will help your grandma across the road 18 times a day, cure your hemorrhoids by email without surgery, add 35 centimeters to your penis and three cup sizes to your breasts!

Comrade marketers, copywriters and all our kind! Let's stop lying! Maybe then people will start believing us, at least a tiny bit.

P.S. I suffer from this a bit myself, and I really want to learn not to do it.