How to sleep well and fall asleep fast: life hacks from Zarathustra

It is no small art to know how to sleep: for that you must stay awake all day.

Ten times a day you must over­come your­self: that over­com­ing brings a pleas­ant weari­ness and is poppy for the soul.

Ten times a day you must make peace with your­self again: for over­com­ing is a griev­ance, and the unrec­on­ciled sleep badly.

Ten times a day you must find a truth, or else you will look for it at night as well, and your soul will stay hungry.

Ten times a day laugh and be merry, so that at night your stom­ach, that father of sorrow, does not trou­ble you.

Few know this truth: to sleep well, one must have all the virtues. Shall I bear false wit­ness? Shall I commit adultery?

Shall I let myself covet my neigh­bor’s maid­ser­vant? None of that would go well with good sleep.

And even if you have all the virtues, do not forget one thing: know when to send your virtues to sleep.

So that they do not quar­rel with one another, these dear little gos­sips, and over you of all people, you wretch!

Be at peace with God and with your neigh­bor: good sleep demands it. And be at peace with your neigh­bor’s devil too! Otherwise he will visit you at night.

Honor your supe­ri­ors and obey them, even if they prefer to walk crooked! Good sleep demands it. Is it your fault that power walks on lame legs?

The best shep­herd shall be the one who grazes his sheep on the fat­test mead­ows: for that is how he wins good sleep.

I want nei­ther great honors nor great riches: they inflame the spleen. But one sleeps well with a good name and a little treasure.

Better a small com­pany than a bad one: but every­one must come and go at the right time. That makes for good sleep.

I am fond of the poor in spirit: they help one sleep. Blessed are they, espe­cially if one always agrees that they are right.

So passes the day of the virtuous. But when night comes, I take care not to summon sleep; he does not like to be sum­moned, sleep, the lord of the virtues!

I only think over what I did and thought during the day. Patiently, like a cow, I chew it all over, asking myself: what were my ten overcomings?

And the ten rec­on­cil­i­a­tions, and the ten truths, and the ten times I laughed and glad­dened my heart?

And while I ponder and weigh all these forty thoughts, sleep sud­denly over­takes me, the unin­vited lord of the virtues.

He taps on my eye­lids, and they grow heavy; he touches my mouth, and it stays open.

Truly, on soft feet he comes to me, the dear­est of thieves, and steals my thoughts: and I stand there as dumb as this lectern.

http://www.psylib.ukrweb.net/books/nitzf01/txt08.htm

To be honest, I under­stand little of Nietzsche’s Zarathustra, but every now and then some­thing gets through that I can follow. I think this guide deserves a repost.