My favorites from my own Twitter :)

  1. If every­one doubts you, you’re on the right track…
  2. Rereading what you wrote a few days ago is boring, a few months ago inspir­ing, a few years ago embarrassing.
  3. An ad saying “Premium web­sites, cheap” leaves me puzzled…
  4. Creativity moves first and defeats evil!
  5. The people who don’t answer my emails will be sorry. And so will I, about the emails I didn’t answer…
  6. Four days of vaca­tion together let you get to know a person far better than four years at uni­ver­sity together.
  7. Sometimes you do some­thing really useful and cool in a couple of hours, and then spend the whole day trying to get any­thing done at all…
  8. The weather is some­thing you can always agree about; pol­i­tics is some­thing you can always argue about.
  9. An ad for “WEB design” courses is set in Comic Sans…
  10. Shit never comes alone.
  11. Start a blog, so that I can see you. Socrates.
  12. Most quar­rels come out of absolutely nowhere. The solu­tion: shut up fast and start think­ing about some­thing else.
  13. A name for a social net­work for food­ies: live2eat
  14. Every morn­ing I do my exer­cises: I bend down under the desk to switch on the computer…
  15. Not all people are stupid, it’s just that many don’t use their brains…
  16. People are mean because they real­ize how insignif­i­cant they are, and kind people are kind out of kindness :)
  17. The spellchecker in Google Docs gently sug­gests replac­ing the word “email” with “Gmail”…
  18. The filler phrase “get it?” tells you exactly who you’re deal­ing with.
  19. People! Work with small com­pa­nies: they may soon become big ones!
  20. I’m inter­ested in your opin­ion, but that doesn’t mean I’ll act on it…
  21. The eco­nomic recov­ery will follow an X-shaped scenario…
  22. Typical ass­hole behav­ior: do a shitty job and stop pick­ing up the phone…
  23. Fancy Flash web­sites may be needed by design­ers, pho­tog­ra­phers and developers. Everyone else needs sites that are simple and easy to use.
  24. When you feel like saying some­thing clever, better keep quiet…
  25. Love was invented so that people could get along together for a long time…
  26. On real viral cam­paigns: nobody knows they’re viral.
  27. A per­sonal brand is when the media write about your new project before you’ve writ­ten the press release.
  28. In post­war Germany, cognac was the most liquid currency ;)
  29. Freedom is when you wake up in the morn­ing and real­ize you don’t have to do any­thing you wouldn’t want to do anyway…
  30. You can follow busi­ness trends by watch­ing the new work in the port­fo­lios of well-known studios…
  31. On a punch­ing machine, the sign “This machine does not give change” sounds ambiguous. (In Russian, “giving change” also means hit­ting back.)
  32. A slogan for a shoe store: a pair for every creature.
  33. Why do we have lim­ited lia­bil­ity com­pa­nies and not extended lia­bil­ity companies?

P.S. Actually, there’s some­thing rather tacky about all this, pub­lish­ing favorites from your own posts.