Still collecting chain letters

This time an email arrived in my work mail­box with an attached text file named after my surname. How they con­nect my work mail­box to my sur­name, I still can’t figure out.

Here’s the text:

Hello / / From desk Johnson Ikemba.

I am Mr. Johnson Ikemba., Bank head­quar­tered in Lome Togo. Indicate your inter­est in receiv­ing trans­fer (in US dol­lars 9,500.000.00) 9500000 dol­lars, on your account 50% for me and 50% for you.

You will act as the next of kin of our late client Mr. Ruslan Parshin, whose account at present, I know you will be very sur­prised because we have never met before, but I made my inten­tion to open for you the under­stand­ing that Mr. Ruslan Parshin, a client of our bank, who died sev­eral years ago together with wife and only daugh­ter in a car crash, as a result of which the total sum (in US dol­lars 9.5Million USA) in a dor­mant account in the bank nobody leav­ing behind claim, but as inter­nal audi­tor, and also the accounts of the deceased employee, I decided to do this work and invite you to the part­ner kach­estveinos­trannogo to rep­re­sent the gap, as next of kin. Due to the fact that you have the same sur­name with the deceased, and the inher­i­tance of our coun­try allow us state funds as long as the family, I advise you to keep it as “top secret”, as I am still in the ser­vice and intend to go into retire­ment from the ser­vice after con­clu­sion of this deal with you, Besides, it is very dif­fi­cult to send mes­sages to your email address (MAIL.RU). I sug­gest you create a new email mes­sage directly to one of the email ser­vice providers below, to allow me to send you more detailed infor­ma­tion about this project.

WWW.YAHOOMAIL.COM / /

WWW.GMAIL.COM / /

WWW.HOTMAIL.COM / /

Contact me through my pri­vate email address (johnsonikemba@yahoo.com)

with per­fect respect

Johnson Ikemba

I love these guys: they always cheer me up!

If you landed here by googling part of this letter and you’re won­der­ing whether some­one is trying to con you… You’ve come to the right place: yes, these are scammers!

Nobody is going to just up and die and leave you a lot of money. Relax.

P.S. I was amused that they find it so hard to send let­ters to Mail.ru, the big Russian web­mail service. Can’t dis­agree there, and I also advise switch­ing to Gmail :)